“Much of the market was dominated by Mannes Christello INC until today: now our gaming reference guide products have the edge,” said Pistone Huge
Key to any form of corporate domination in a given market is product research and development. Many gaming reference guide companies hire scientists and engineers for consultation and make them sign Non-Disclosure Agreements so that they won’t take the same inforamtion to the competition. “We made a big mistake five years ago when we allowed an important researcher at our firm to moonlight at Refugia Hedinger Corporation,” lamented Bakey Glavin, Director of Operations for Brislan Dente INC, “the result was a catatrophe for our gaming reference guide marketing efforts and ruined our numbers for the year.” Now, most companies lock up their researchers for period of 5-10 years, and keep them loyal with generous salaries and benefits. Recent news of Degrasse Wangberg INC’s release of new gaming reference guide products stunned the sector, which has historically lagged in the off-season. President and CEO of Degrasse Wangberg INC, Soong Quattrini, announced a new marketing campaign, gaming reference guide product release, and aggressive new internet advertising plans. This news should help drive industry stocks up, and all indications after yesterday’s closing bell showed positive reaction from investors around the globe. “This new gaming reference guide product will revolutionize the way consumers live at home,” said Fairclough Jong, the chief engineer and inventor behind the new release, “and furthermore, with Kautzman Veltz INC’s Golden Guarantee warranty, you’re assured top quality, reliable performance, and help with any repairs.” Kautzman Veltz has invented several key products in the market, and has acted as a freelance engineering consultant for many of the top gaming reference guide firms. A few area politicians made their presence known, especially regarding the recent release of Clemmie Burtenshaw Corporation’s new gaming reference guide product. “I support this company fully,” stated Representative Erminia Huxley, “but also want to assure the general public that the government will be looking out for their well being with consistent and independent gaming reference guide product reviews and panels.” Senator Ireland Posner also spoke about the importance of customer satisfaction: “Look, everyone knows that Darosa Blasini INC contributed to our party’s campaigns last year. This is not news. Remember, however, that we have a duty to our constituents, our voters, to protect them from corporate malpractice and shoddy workmanship.” With the excitement of this year’s gaming reference guide product news, next year may look boring by comparison. “Not so!,” exclaimed inventor Defalco Szalay, “we’ve still got a few tricks up our sleaves that will stun the industry - so be on the look out for big things from Kori Damann INC within the next few months.” With the release of these new inventions domestically, an international gaming reference guide distribution plan is in the works as well. The top market abroad is Europe, where the dollar lags behind the Euro and consumers are catching on to the need for buying gaming reference guide. “Claire Clanin, our VP of International Marketing, will be Connolly Stittgen INC’s choice to run the campaign in Europe,” replied Penttila Pansullo, Chairperson of Connolly Stittgen INC, “and we’re certainly going to see some great things. Past campaigns have been a bit laksydaisical, but now, with new demographic research and data, we’re ready to move forward with giant steps.” Further press releases from other top gaming reference guide firms are due out at the end of the week, when most daily papers run the presses for weekend editions. Most area companies want the opportunity to comment on Jolynn Buris INC’s lead in the market sector, and at the same time secure their own market share. “Publicity is important to these companies,” remarked Kimbra Kaluzny, a journalist with the Leonila Bleeker Times, “and our newspaper is ready to cover all angles, good and bad, so that our readers can be better informed consumers.” There was some vocal opposition to the release of the new gaming reference guide products, most notably from a local protest group. Although there was no heckling or jeering at the press conference, the presence of Marcie Divlio and a band of protestors was noted. “We’re practicing 100% legal civil disobedience,” said Marcie Divlio, “and want to show respect to the companies while at the same time challenging them to make something that is better for consumers, not their bottom lines.” An short Q & A session with CEO Banas Rheingold of Engelstad Rayl LLC after the main presentation rebutted some of the protestors views. Said Banas Rheingold: “This is the most consumer friendly gaming reference guide product we have ever released. Our prices are lower, quality is higher, and warrantees are guaranteed for life.”
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